Don't pretend you aren't mesmerized by my cuteness... obey the baby... obey...
On Tuesday I went on a date with my girlfriend Mirabelle. We couldn't really do anything though, too many chaperones around and we fell asleep. Mirabelle, just wait till we both can stay up past 9pm! Par-tay!
My first weapon! Cross me and I will give you the worst papercut you've ever seen with this deadly Korean chopstick wrapper. It is a little-known fact that the ancient masters of TaeKwonDo assasinated their enemies with chopstick wrappers.