A story of how a baby named Danger meets the world.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
I Do Sentences!
Ok, it's more like I can say one sentence - "Bye Daddy!". I like to repeat it over and over and over. Repetition is important when learning to speak clearly, and I need to speak clearly in order to command my troops.
Oh, I've been busy growing two new teeth. Pre-molars, to be exact. I'm really hoping that my canine teeth come in next. I'm looking forward to sucking the juice out of an apple or two.
Tomorrow is my first day of school. I should have lots to blog about...
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Ransacking & Pillaging
To take over the world, I'm going to need some supplies. Historically, armies have had to ransack towns and pillage the land to get supplies. So I decided I needed to practice this much-feared skill in my parents' house. First I snuck into the cereal drawer and snagged a box of granola. I then fed the granola to my army, played by the local ant population.
That wasn't such a good idea, as it attracted a visit from the vaccuum-monster.
For my second ransack and pillage practice, I raided the party supply drawer. I'm crazy cuphands-man! Fear me!