Birthday party - I'm 2 years old!!!
Let me regale you with all the stuff I got for my birthday!
an orange outfit, complete with hat:
a Lego farm:
a bunch of farm machinery:
Tanks, artillery pieces, and ammunition were conspicuously absent from my present list. Taking over the world is going to require more than birthday presents, I'm afraid.
Now that I'm 2 years old, I get to start playing youth sports. We went to my first soccer practice on Saturday. Mostly I practiced not picking the ball up. It is a very tough skill to master.