I do all my own stunts

'Nuff said.

Picture Time!

Howdy my blog-followers!
It's been a busy week for me and the 'rents! Dad watched me all day Tuesday because Mom was babysitting cousin Jennica. Dad and I played on computers all day. I am getting pretty good at hacking.
Yesterday, Mom had a minor surgery on her tummy to fix a problem that I caused while I was renting the space. So Mirabelle and her Mommy, Megan, babysat me. I had a blast!
Mirabelle is a bit hidden in the picture, but I think she was just being camera shy after Dad and her Mom caught her trying to kiss me last week.

Dad,my fish Maguro, and I took a nap this morning. Despite her surgery pain, Mom was able to snap this pic.
Mom almost cried because she said that we looked so cute. Wow, the doctor must have given her some great pain medication because she has gone wacky!

Road Trip

Mom, Dad, Uncle Guy and I drove down to Santa Barabra on Friday. I got to use my new carseat - it is way comfortable. On Saturday, Uncle Guy & Dad went off to fly planes while Mom & I putzed around Downtown Santa Barabra and went shopping on State Street. Mom got me a jack-in-the-box toy and a cool shirt with a picture of a jolly roger on it. After shopping, we walked down to the pier. On the pier was this crazy sign that said, "MOTORCYCLE PARKING ONLY."
But there was a pirate cannon parked there. Mmm, I wonder if it got a ticket?Dad & Uncle Guy enjoyed flying the planes, but Dad puked a lot. At least I know where I get my puking skills from!

I am a GIants fan.

So, Mom & Dad took me to the A's game last night. I hated it. I was really tired after partying at the tailgate party in the parking lot, and it was way too loud in the stadium so I could not fall alseep. I cried after every loud noise. After the 7th inning, Mom could not handle me feeling so uncomfortable and made Dad agree to leave.
Great, now I am going to grow up having an unnatural fear of hot dogs, beer, and the people dressed in the color green.

First base

My girlfriend Mirabelle and I made it to first base yesterday! In front of Dad and Mirabelle's mom, no less. I guess the cat is out of the bag, we can't hide our love anymore. (Note to other ladies: baby relationships are not exclusive - you're still in the running.)

I think Mom is going to be mad. In my defense, Mirabelle was clearly the aggressor. Just look at the picture below, taken just before the kiss. She totally wanted a piece of me. She's the older lady and probably a lot more experienced than I am. I wasn't really sure what to do, I've never been to first base before.
Speaking of first base, the family is going out to the Oakland A's game tonight. I think Mirabelle and her parents are going to be there. Maybe Mirabelle and I can sneak some alone-time underneath the seats.

In other news, I've become very obsessed with drinking out of cups. Here's mom feeding me some formula out of an 8oz tumbler. Mom, don't you know the rule? Upgrade the vessel, upgrade the contents. Everyone knows you're supposed to drink scotch out of tumblers!

Boy, am I OLD.

I am five months old today!!! I was so excited, I woke up at 5:55 AM. Mom wasn't as excited about waking up so early. Party pooper.

My present is a new car seat. My infant carrier is limited to babies who are under 29" in lenght. Mom mesured me this morning and I am at 27.5". One and half more inches and I will not be a baby anymore! Sweet!
And, as promised, Mom & Dad gave me my own laptop.
Soon my plans to take over the world will come to fruition!

I am a geek...

I love computers!
Mom and Dad promised me that they would give me Mom's old laptop! Woo Hoo! Now I can surf the web for ways to take over the world with out the 'rents looking over my shoulder

Success!

The eagle has landed!
My Mom & Dad like to dress me up with shirts that have words printed on them. Since I can not read yet, I have no idea what the heck I am advertising.

Manamana

I'm going through a Muppet Show obsession right now. Coincidentally, so is Dad. Here we are downloading bootleg Muppet videos from the web. Yay, web! Our favorite is Manamana.Please note that I can now do a reasonable attempt at sitting up. For about 3 seconds at a stretch before I teeter over. Also check out the awesome toy Mom made for me, a Kirkland water bottle filled with 3 pennies.

Pacific Ocean!

Mom, Dad & I went to the beach today for Beth's birthday BBQ. I am already a beach pro thanks to two weeks at the Grandparent's shore house, but I was not prepared for how freakin' cold it would be! Mom bundled me up real good and I had a blast making Dad chase the birds.
I met tons a cool new people at the BBQ, including the guy who helped to invent the best toy in the world.

Whew! What a day!

My first Google

I did my first Google search today. I searched for "22." I did not want to search something totally obvious, like 'world domination.'

A poop of a different color

Thanks to the introduction of a few vegetables (namely, carrots, sweet potatoes, and peas) to my diet, I have been entertaining the parents by producing technicolor poops. It has been a joy watching Mom's facial expressions during diaper changes.
I've moved up to two solid food meals a day - veggies (and soon fruit!) in the morning and cereal in the evening. I really like eating from a spoon - it's like so grown up and stuff. I even get a bit upset when I see Mom & Dad eating and I am not.
Other grown up things I like to do is play 'Danger is a Hat', 'Peek-a-Boo', and take baths. 'Danger is a Hat' makes me giggle like crazy!
Besides impersonating headwear, I really like playing in the water, but I have to wait till I am 6 months before I can start taking swimming lessons.

@%&#! Gravity

I had my first physics lesson yesterday. Mom & Grandma took me to visit Uncle Wayne at college at UC Merced. While Mom & Grandma were busy trying to organize Uncle Wayne's dorm room, I was hanging out on the bed. I thought to myself, "Hey, I wonder if I could fly like that bird outside the window?" I took a rolling start and did a swan dive off the bed and flapped my arms... and BANG! Two and half feet later, I hit the ground. Flying didn't work. Here is Uncle Wayne imitating me when I hit the floor:
Everyone wants to imitate me, not just Wayne. Here is Brynne pretending to be me and playing with my toy gym:
Unfortunately, not everyone can rule the world. Only one can rule the world, and that ruler will not be a pretender.

The best toy in the world

My new bouncy seat is the best toy in the world! I've decided to spend the rest of today and most of tomorrow bouncing around in it. It provides just enough levitation to help me hold up my huge head. In fact, it pretty much satisfies the specs for my Baron Harkonen lift belt. Now I will be able to conquer the world!