I hate hedgehogs.

I went to visit Unlce Chris for the first time at his parents' house. He is a real goofy guy. He is so goofy he bought a stuffed hedgehog that grunts when you squeeze it for his puppy dog. I did not like the hedgehog. I was damn scared of the hedgehog. I mean, who wouldn't be!?!? They are freaks with spikes!
I hate hedgehogs.