Learning to Queue

Mom and Dad took me to learn queuing today. We stood in line for over 3 hours. I thought that we must be in line for something really awesome. Prehaps a giant binky or a huge new toy store. But NOOOOOO.... At the end of the line was a nurse that pricked me with a sharp needle. Boy, are my parents dumb! And Dad was even more dumb because he allowed the nurse to prick him with a needle as well. Mom must have felt really bad about the needle prick, because we all went out to a steak dinner.
To defend myself in the future, Dad is teaching me Kung-Fu. I even have a little Kung-Fu outfit to practice in.
I will soon develop my super move and rule the world!