Solid Food!

My climb up the food chain has started! Look out, ecosystem! I'm still vegetarian for now, but cows, pigs, and chickens had better run for the hills while they still have the chance.

Actually, the "solid food" my parents are giving me isn't very solid. It is more like the gruel that they gave inmates at Alcatraz. I'm decidedly ambivalent about the taste:
It's made from processed rice and could be used to spackle something. Here is mom spackling me with it.
I'm still trying to figure out how to swallow the stuff. Most of it just ends up scattered about my face, the burp cloth, the boppy, the couch, etc. It was pretty dumb of Mom and Dad to get the laundry room remodeled this week!