Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Female conspiracy?

What is it with females? All cute and stuff, but all they ever do is poke me with sharp things. Hep B #1 and Vitamin K shots on day 1, circumcision on day 2, and now Hep B #2 on day 28. Three different, sexy, yet malevolent ladies. I think I'm going to hang out with just guys from now on.

Mom, you're cool. But Mirabelle and Linnea, I'm sorry but I have to cut you off. Your gender brethren have ruined it for you. Maybe we can still hang out if you're first cleared by a combination of metal detector and cavity search. Anyone from the TSA looking for a moonlighter? Can't be too careful if you plan to take over the world.


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