Drinkin' time

For my 21st birthday, Mom, Dad, and Grandmom are taking me to a bar. I've got my hair all made up for the occasion:

I'm not really sure what I should order. A drink in honor of my name: "Alexander" (equal parts brandy, creme de cacao, and cream with dash of nutmeg) or one in honor of my future title: "Caesar" (1 glass Clamato juice, 1 oz vodka, dash worcestershire sause, dash tabasco sauce, pinch salt, celery stick). I think I have to go for the Alexander, Clamato juice is so vile I must ban it as part of my new world order.

There's also a "Danger" (1 bottle beer, 1 oz vodka), but it is so non-threatening it's silly.

Here I am taking a catnap in the afternoon so I can party all night long: