Happy birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
I'm 6 pounds, 13 ounces,
and as cute as can be.


Bow down before me, earthlings! The reign of Alexander Danger Boissicat Randall is neigh! My infallible 6 step plan is as follows:

1. Learn to poop. You can't take over the world if you're constipated (hear that, Kyle?).
2. Learn to suck. Deep down inside me is a boob man, I just need to bring him to the surface.
3. Get my nose straight. I look like a seasoned boxer right now.
4. Open my eyes for more than 3 minutes. Man, I've got quite a hangover from the birthday party.
5. ???
6. Conquer the world!